Patagonia Wetsuits
Sometime within the last few years, Patagonia began making wetsuits. Green wetsuits. This had me pretty excited initially, because it combined two things I really care about. But when I looked at the lineup, I was disappointed, as some women in similar climates may be with surf companies. The wetsuits Patagonia offered came in R1, R2, R3 and R4 for men, and R1, R2 and R3 for women. It can be a little discouraging paddling out in the winter when the water is 48 degrees maximum, and the air temperature is below freezing without factoring in the wind chill. Duck diving feels like getting hit in the face with a frozen bus. 3-4mm just ain’t gonna cut it.
Last winter, I only managed to stay out for about 45 minutes in my O’Neill 5/4/3, while my buddies were all toasty warm. I missed some pretty nice looking waves, and felt pretty tragic. I understand the marketing perspective; that the niche of women surfers in cold climates may not be super profitable, but dammit, it’s there! Why do men have dozens of wetsuits to choose from, and I get to pick between 3?! What if those three styles run out of size 4?! Men’s wetsuits push your boobs to the outside, and leave enough room between your legs for a russet potato. Kid’s wetsuits have short arms and legs and no boob space. What do I do?!
Recently, however, those frustrations have been put to rest… the moment I saw Patagonia’s Fall Surf 2009 Catalog. There is a women’s R4 coming in 2010! That means that this time next year or sooner, I will be able to hang out and not worry about frozen tatas and hypothermia while my buddies are all stoked on how warm the family jewels are, all while feeling a little better about the impact my gear has on the environment.
I’d post a picture, but… I can’t find any without stealing from Patagonia… so just check out the catalog for a peek.
So, Patagonia, thank you!















